Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Well, here are the answers to those riddles on my last post. Let me for warn you. They are really stupid! Anyways, on with the answers!!

Why can't an elephant go on the beach?

Answer: He can't keep up his trunks!

How does a dinosaur get out of a pool?

Answer: Wet

What did the girl sea say to the boy sea when he asked her out?

Answer: Shore

What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion?

Answer: A grape nobody picks on.

What did the plate say to the other plate?

Answer: Lunch is on me.

What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Answer: Give him your credit card.

Why did they bury the battery?

Answer: It died.

What do sneezes wear on there feet?

Answer: Ahh-shoes.

Where do pigs park there cars?

Answer: Porking Lots

Haha, pretty stupid huh? I love them though.


Lissaloo said...

lol, I am going to try these out on the kids :)

FlossingSunshine said...

"What did one plate say to the other plate?"
"Lunch is on me?"
Pshh, "hey what's up" is funnier. Lol.
Gosh bad jokes but they are cute