Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Love and Laughter!

(Haha, so true. I searched hearts and I found this!)

I was bored so I went on a search for some really adorable love quotes! Here are some of my favorite!

True Love doesn't have an ending

Love is my weapon

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take out breath away

Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, 'I love you.

If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO.

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

The best thing about me is you.

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. If hugs were seas I'd send you oceans

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them

Today at lunch we were reading the "funny" jokes on the Laffy Taffy packages. The reason I put funny in quotations is because there not funny. The only reason you laugh is because there so insanely stupid! Here are a few I like:

Why can't an elephant go on the beach?

How does a dinosaur get out of a pool?

What did the girl sea say to the boy sea when he asked her out?

What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion?

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Why did they bury the battery?

What do sneezes wear on there feet?

Where do pigs park there cars?

Do you want to guess the answers before I give you the answers? Sure you do! Guess and I'll post them later or tomorrow! No Cheating!!!!!

Have a great evening!=]=]


Anonymous said...

thank you for your darling comment!

btw, i love the FTSK song on your blog :)

Willoughby said...

The quotes are great!

I can't even guess the answers to the riddles. I can't wait to see what they are!

Lissaloo said...

I am no good at riddles, lol :) I am going to have to wait for the answers :) :)

FlossingSunshine said...

What did the plate say to the other plate...?
Um...Yo? rofl.
Yeah i want the answers.

Holly said...

Love the quotes - everyone can use some loving thoughts! Love the name of your blog too.
Holly @ 504 Main