Holy Santa Clause!

So, i have not a clue what to blog about this morning so im just going to randomly type whatever comes to mind. Oh, by the way my title is from the movie step brothers. If you havent seen it you should. Its the most pointless movie ever and is insanly stupid but thats what makes it so halirous. Ive watched it so many times i could probably quote along with the movie.

Yesterday was my One year and eight month anniversary with my boyfriend. Yay! On the 24 of July it will be 2 years. And on the 23 I will be 17!! lol Its crazy to think that we have been together since 2007. Time goes by so quickly.

Dont you hate it when you cant remember somthing. Thats what's happening right now. I cant remember what else i wanted to say. It makes me go insane when i dont know what i was going to say. Or you cant remember the right word to say or like the name of the song.

Riddles!
Here are a few riddles. Ill tell you all the answers tomorrow if you guess a few today!

Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.

What am I?

I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more.

What am I?

A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.
Why did he lose the bet?